...t laughed and then he fell down the stairs of
the basement.Homer sighed. "Oh boy, what a day.
I need a Duff." He went to the refrigerator and opened it. He
screamed in horror after discovering that there was no beer. "AHHH!!!
NO DUFF!!!" He then checked the fridge, and gasped again in
horror. "AHHH!!!!" He then started to run around in
circles, screaming, "NO BEER!!!! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!
AHHHHH!!!!!!"Marge came down, dressed in her morning
robes, and slapped Homer. "Homie, get a hold of yourself! It's
just beer, and besides, you can always get it at Moe's!"Homer rubbed his sore cheek, trying to
tell Marge, "But Marge! Haven't you hard? Moe turned his bar
into a videogame shop!"Marge rolled her eyes. "Videogame
shop? Hmm, the last time I went there, WHICH WAS YESTERDAY TO PICK
YOU UP, YOU SELFISH MAN!!!!" She yelled in Homer's face,
clearing her throat and continuing, "...it was clearly a bar to
me."Homer gasped in joy. 'Really!?" He
started to hop up and down, giggling excitedly.Marge rolled her eyes and sighed.
"Fine, if you want to go to Moe's Tavern, then go.""WOO-HOO!!!" Homer screamed,
kissing Marge and then running out of the house, jumping into his car
by crashing through the small window (which he got stuck in for a few
seconds struggling), started...