...st every four hours, then I won't forgive you if we show up just as the gym closes for the day! I won't hear of you whining like the child you are!" Iris continued shouting at him, hurling insults of his "immaturity" and how he "knew nothing about being a trainer." The fact was that if this girl didn't shut up or leave, Ash would just have to ditch her somewhere. He didn't need some bitch and her Axew bothering him and Pikachu all throughout Unova.
"Look, Iris. I never asked you to follow me. It's not like I owe you a bike or something!" Ash snapped at her, glaring. Iris looked slightly confused at the mention of owing her a bike, but Ash shrugged it off. "Now we can either not speak and get through this peacefully, or part ways."
"Oh, stop being such a child!" Iris said, walking closer to Ash now. "Your behavior is so pathetic, you know. You'll never get any badges with this attitude, or even get a girlfriend at some point, or have any kind of adult intimacy." How in the world a girl and sex had anything to do with going to a new league, Ash had no idea.
Wait a second; "never have adult intimacy?" Yeah, this girl's in for a surprise.
"I'll never have any intimacy, huh?" Ash turned, approaching Iris and looking her in the eye. "Why do you think I have always had at least one girl following me around, huh? You think I put up with constant bitching f...