...saster! Doctor Claw injected inside my uterus a mini black hole from the LHC and told me to go to the Metropolis Bank, so this way the black hole would suck the money in and Doctor Claw would get it!"
Superman got shocked! What he is gonna do? He don't understands hard sciences, he only knows how to fly! Superman shouts to Penny:
"Penny, be right there and I'll be back in a moment!" and Superman flies awya. He decides to seek help, and goes to Gotham city. Tjere, Batman can help him.
"Batman!" says Superman in the Batcave "help!"
"I know the answer to your probolems Superman!" answers Batman.
"Yes, and there is only two ways to save Penys from this terrible disaster. One, you throw her in the phantasm zone..."
"No, that's out of question!" begs Superman utterly camrooted.
"And two" says Batman "you must fuck her."
"What?" shouts Gadndet and Superman.
"Yes. Superman, you probably dson't know this but...you have more secret powers in your body than you imagine. See...I have a sample of your semen here in my lab..."
"Semen?" asks Superman "why do you have my semen?"
"It's very simple. I have collecteve every kind of bodly fluid from your body, in an eventuallity's case. So...continuing...I put your semen in a can and around it, a rotating wheel made with kryptonite. At the right speed, the field produced by the kryptonite transmorphs your semen i...