...d jerk off. It's simple."
"But Batman," asks Supes "kryptonite makes me weak!"
"Be strong Supermen, Pennys is on your hand!"
And boldly like a mad airplane, Superman goes to where Pennys was. The black hole inside her was strong, but Supes fought with justice. He attached the contraption on his dick and approached Penny:
"Penny, I fear that I must break your viginity to save our city."
Penny looks Supermen seeing hope:
"Don't be afraid Super, the black hole already sucked in my hymen."
And then Superman moves his penis to penetrates Pennys vagina. But, there's somethnig wrong...
Oh No! Superman's penis is flaccid like an elf dick! What hes gonna do?
Penny see what happened and immediatly pickes he computer notebook. There, she tries to find a solution to the predicament.
"Auperman" says Penny "you are weak because of the kriptonite. I think I found a solution that can make your dick solid hard rock."
"Yes? Sayi it."
"Well...I...I found some strange readings when your where talking with Batman up there on the rooftop. And my notebook computer x-ray vison could saw thru your pants. Looks like your dick was throbing."
"But, what about the solution?"
"Superman, I think your know what the solution is..."
"Yes..." and Superman lowers his head "Batman."
Superman, with his powerful sonic voice call...