...ood work son!"
said Hank, and left Bobby's room.However a few weeks later, Bobby's
Naruto obsession had grown. He came home from the mall one day
wearing an interesting costume...Hank, Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer were in
the alley drinking beer when Bobby came riding down on his bike. When
he got to the fence where the four men usually stand, they saw he was
wearing a hidden tree leaf headband and an orange jacket with
matching sweatpants."Like my new costume dad?"
asked Bobby."What are you supposed to be?"
asked Hank."I'm Naruto! The guy from my
book!" replied Bobby."Well what is he?" asked
Hank."A ninja." replied Bobby."You are not a ninja!" said
Hank exasperatedly."I know, but it's fun to dress up
like one. I was thinking that maybe tomorrow I could dress up as
Gaara!" said Bobby."Get in the house now and change!"
ordered Hank.As Bobby went inside, Hank sighed and
muttered "That boy aint right.""What ever happened to the dang ol
oldtimes man when ninjas dressed in dang ol black man and went Chop!
Chop! Chop!?" asked Boomhauer."It won't be long before the
government starts brainwashing children into thinking they're ninjas
and then having them destroy all of the propane." rambled Dale."Dammit Dale! If you don't shut
up, I'm gonna kick your ass!" shouted Hank."Fine! Now that Bobby's a ninja,
I'll just have him protect me." replied Dale."For the last time, the boy is not
a ninja!" yelled Hank. He stormed out of the alley and walked
into his house and...