"What in the world?" Alice wondered out loud. She knew that she should mind
her own business but the rabbit filled her with curiousity and she ran after
it. "Mr. Rabbit, oh Mr. Rabbit please slow down. Mr. Rabbit."
She followed the white Rabbit through tall grass and over hills and over tree
stumps and basically followed him until she was totally lost.
"Uh-oh, didn't think this through." She said.
The rabbit dove down a hole under a stump. Alice who was following as best
that she could dove in after him. Unfortunately she hadn't realized that the
hole was very, very deep.
Alice screamed as she began to fall farther and down the rabbit's hole.
Alice landed on her ass at the bottom with a loud SMACK! As she shook off the
pain in her bottom, she looked all around her and spotted the rabbit heading
towards a small door. He passed through it and was gone before she could get
Alice stepped up to the door and turned the knob.
"OUCH" The door protested.
Alice now noticed that the door had eyes, a mouth and that the knob was
actually his nose.
"What the fuck?" She said.
"Hey watch your mouth young lady." The knob said. "And go easy on the nose."
"Oh, sorry. Can you please let me through so that I can find the white
rabbit?" She asked.
"No, no, no...