...d?" The Queen asked serenely.
"Umm because they have blonde hair." The rabbit said nervously, sweating into
"Oh I see. In that case may I ask a single simple question?" The Queen said.
"Y-yes your majesty." Stammered the Rabbit.
"Why would you purchase blonde slaves when I specifically requested
red-heads? Is it because I have failed to impress upon you that I AM NOT TO
BE FUCKED WITH?" The Queen demanded in complete outrage.
"P-please, please, don't hurt me. I'll never fuck up again I promise." The
rabbit pleaded as he dropped to his knees.
"Of course you won't, you useless piece of crap. Because tonight I am having
rabbit cock for dinner. OFF WITH HIS COCK!!!!" The queen cried.
"No, NO PLEASE." Begged the rabbit as several guards approached. One of them
was brandishing a butcher knife.
"Wait don't hurt him." Alice cried.
The Queen turned to her. She eyed Alice up and down and then gave her a warm
"Ah what a very lovely young lady. What might your name be miss?" Asked the
"Alice. Please don't castrate the rabbit your highness. That's an awfully
cruel thing to do to a rabbit. Haven't you heard the phrase 'Fucking like