...til she arrived at
a massive mushroom forest. She had been walking for so long that she had
developed blisters on her poor swollen feet. She began a quick survey of
the area and saw a low toad stool with a gigantic fat Caterpillar sitting
upon it. As she made her way closer she could see that the caterpillar had
a giant bong and was quite busy smoking.
Alice approached the Caterpillar slowly, partly because she was cautious of
it and partly because she was limping thanks to all the suffering in her
feet. The caterpillar gazed at her through very blurry eyes and waited for
her to finally make her way to his toadstool.
"And who are you?" the Caterpillar asked.
He was plump and twice as long as Alice was tall. Alice looked at him and his
"I'm Alice," She replied.
"And what do you want?" He asked.
"To grow back to my right size." She replied.
"Why?" The Caterpillar asked.
"Because I'm tired of being this short." She said, more than a little
"Why?" It asked.
"Well because I want to!" She said.
"Who are you?" He asked.
"God dammed stoner Caterpillar." Alice swore. "Pot's fried your little
"What?" He asked.
"How. Do. I. Grow. Big." She demanded.