"I say captain we better steer clear of her she might be stark raving mad."
The parrot interjected.
"Please captain. I'm stuck out here. I don't want to drown." Alice pleaded.
"Well it's the duty of any honorable captain to help out a sailor cast over
board. Here you go hop right up on the captains lap." The captain said.
Once on his lap Alice could feel his raging hard on through his feathers, but
she didn't care because at least she was getting out of a nasty predicament.
"Thank you." She said.
"Don't worry about that now, you can thank me properly once we get to shore."
The captain said.
The parrot-powered toucan-boat sailed over waves and calm waters as the
captain bellowed senseless orders like 'trim the sail' and 'thar she blows'.
The other birds sensibly ignored him. In between orders the dodo explained
that they weren't allowed to have ships in the Queen of Hearts Royal navy
because of royal cutbacks. Once Alice started to think she couldn't take
another minute of the boring old windbag's senseless rambling. Land was
spotted and the Toucan boat made it's way to shore.
"All right then crew. You know your duties go and gather some fire wood while
I de-brief this young lady." Captain Dodo ordered.
"Aye, aye captain." The other birds said with salutes.
"Well young lady, you went and got yourself stuck in a jam and I the brave
and noble Captain Do...