... you." Said a voice from out of nowhere. "The sane are
poorly equipped to deal with reality."
"Who said that?" Demanded Alice as she turned about and looked for the
"Just me." Replied the voice.
"Yeah and who exactly are you." Alice asked.
"I'm Chesire, the Cat." The voice said by way of introduction.
Alice felt a hand on her shoulder and when she turned to see who it was and
was shocked to see a disembodied arm touching her shoulder. Suddenly a body
faded in. And then a head. Alice was face to face with a woman with an
attractive body as well as cat ears and a long cat-like tail. Her hair was
very long and white.
"Holy crap!" Alice exclaimed.
"Yes well I am sort of spectacular aren't I?" Said Cheshire as she tossed her
long hair back.
"I'm really lost, do you know where the white rabbit is?" Asked Alice.
"Of course I do." Replied the cat.
There was a long pause.
"Well can you tell me?" Alice demanded.
"Yes but I require something from you first." Said the Cat.
"OK, what?" asked Alice.
"You have something inside you that I need to get out." Said Cheshire as she
knelt in front of Alice and sniffed her belly.
"What are you ...