... Well, you may be
right, but at least hes planning on taking Meg clubbing when he
gets home. Megs been looking forward to it all day.Brian: Where is Meg?(Shows Meg in her room
in front of the mirror)Meg: (talking to
herself in the mirror) Hi gorgeous. Who are you? Meg? Wow. What a
beautiful name to go with such a beautiful face. Me? Awww. Thank you.
(Kisses the mirror)(Shows Peter walk in
the front door of the house)Peter: Im home!Lois: Hi Peter. What
took you so long?Peter: I got side
tracked.Lois: Wheres Chris?Peter: Hell be here
any second. I wanted to race him, and see if I could beat him or not.Lois: Did you win?Peter: Do you see
Chris?Lois: Hes right
there! (Points to a truck dropping Chris off, and Chris has lipstick
on. He sees Lois and Peter looking at him, so he rubs it off fast.)Peter: Oh. I see.Lois: Well, that
doesnt matter. I told Meg you were going to take her clubbing
tonight. Is that all right with you?Peter: I can choose any
club I want to choose right?Lois: Yes. Just dont
take her to any sleazy strip clubs this time.(Flashback: Peter and
Meg are in a strip club full of smoke)Peter: Weeee! (starts
talking to one of the strippers) Hey, hey. Take your top off for
Chris here. Hed love to see your boobs.Meg: DAD! Im not
Chris for the 357th time. Im Meg!Peter: Holy crap!
Chris? How did you do that? You look and sound just like M...