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Hermione, being Hermione, buried herself in study. On top of her Head Girl duties and her heavy class load, she was taking apprenticeship lessons in charms as well as special lessons from McGonagall on animagus magic. The brunette excitedly told Harry of her advancements with her animagus training one afternoon during lunch; "Oh, I think I'm going to turn into an owl or perhaps a sparrow. Professor McGonagll says that I have months, perhaps even a year, before I make my first transformation. But both she and I are surprised and pleased at my progress." Harry pretended to be interested in Hermione's tale without listening. Not because it wasn't fascinating or he was being rude, it was just that Susan was hiding under Harry's Invisibility Cloak, demonstrating her "hungry cock-monger" tendencies at that time and Harry was rightfully distracted.
Ron, being Ron, was jealous of Harry and his adventurous girlfriend; he had walked in on Harry and Susan, both naked with her shouting "Gods, Harry, your fat cock feels so good stuffed up my arse!" To be fair, any bloke would be jealous in that given situation, not just Ron. Spurred on by the thoughts of some witch using the phrase "fat cock" and "in my arse" in re...