...ed the lab. He screamed as he saw his reflection in a puddle. "My head! It's shrunk- oh yeah, that was what I was trying to do." He looked anywhere for Sheen, or Carl.
Jimmy found Sheen in the park, sitting under a tree and playing a portable Ultralord Franchise Game. "Jimmy, you look different... did you get a haircut?".
"Sheen, I decreased my apparent head size by over 80% using a spatial anomaly, without decreasing my intelligence, because my brain's still there, it's just warped. The spatial anomaly should be self-sustaining, so my head should stay like this so long as my diet remains constant."
"I don't understand that. You're using, like, too many big words. Anyway, your head looks smaller, so I'm going to go to the optometrist to get my eyes checked."
"Hello, Cindy," Jimmy said. "Do I look different? Like, does my head look smaller?"
"Err, yes?", Cindy said, rather hesitant. It was obvious from his tone of voice that he did this for her. That was somewhat creepy. "You shrunk your own head, didn't you?"
"Yes, I did. Does it look better?", Jimmy asked.
"Umm... yes, it does." Cindy said.
"Are you free on Friday?"
"Uh... no, I have something I have to- go to. And stuff." Cindy said, quickly making something up.
"Oh. Okay with me." Jimmy mumbled, and left, rejected. What had he done wrong? Maybe the spatial anomaly changed the shape of his head, for the worse? No, his reflection's head looked normal. He couldn't imagine what had...