...ite. Seriously. He's like, so white he's black. It's scary. He's like, albino," Naruto said with a dead seriousness to his voice.
"Naruto-kun?" Hinata tried asking her question once again. "Are you going to tell me why you called?"
"Because you're hot!" He said as way of explanation. It actually wasn't an explanation at all; but Hinata was so shocked that she didn't notice this and was unable to speak as Naruto continued. All she did was yelp and feel like she was about to have a heart attack. It's a miracle she didn't faint on the spot. "Seriously, your boobs are huge! They're, like, as freakin' big as Tsunade's! I don't know why you cover them up all the time. Sakura's totally flat. If you wore something sexy instead of those fucking jackets maybe guys would actually wanna feel you up. Half the guys already do and just don't do anything because they know if they every screwed you you'd just cry. Okay, not half the guys. Just Kiba. No, not Kiba. Kiba isn't afraid you'd cry. I think he'd fuck you anyway. Actually, I don't know why he hasn't tried yet. Oooooooh, maybe he has! Hinata, has Kiba ever tried to do anything scandalous to you?"
During this semi-monologue Hinata's face had been getting hotter and hotter until not she could feel the sweat between herself and the phone. She knew Naruto was expecting her to answer him, but all she ...