The witches apeared and stole her "BLUE!" "RED!"
"Will you cut that out?!"
BIG FIGHT SCEEN, WHEN DEFEATED THEY MORPH INTO ONE AND FIGHT SOME MORE, LINK KILLS THEM, THEY ARGUE AS THEIR SPIRITS FADE; NABOORU IS FREED. SHE GIVES BIG SPEECH ABOUT BEING A SAGE AND GIVES LINK A MEDALION.
Link warps back to the forrest (even though you can't) and goes to his house. He flops on his bed and tries to sleep but he still can't stop thinking about all those women and how he hasn't had sex since last night.
His thinking is interupted by "Link."
"It's only me Link." Navi said, as Link sat up "Link, I wanted to say... that I know how you must feel."
Navi blushed, "Well, I know how pretty those girls are and how hard you try to stay focused and... well I just wanted to know if I could help you in any way."
"I don't think you can. Not unless you can impregnate a few hundred women," Link chuckled.
"NO! That's not what I meant! I... just... came to releive your tension." she disrobed "I know I'm small, but all I have is yours for the taking." Link didn't move so she flew up to his lips and kissed him.