...iment approached her. "Your commanding officer just asked you a
question," he said. "Uh I got a name, and it's a boy's name too," she said.
Well duh it should be. I had to help her now."Ling, how about Ling," I said. "His name is Ling," said Mulan pointing to
the tall skinny one behind her. "I didn't ask for his name I asked for
yours," said the captain. I was having trouble now myself and thought up
anything. "Uh ah, Ahh chu," I said. Mulan said that name but it sounded too
much like someone sneezing. "Gesundheit, ha ha, I kill myself," I said,
that was kinda funny. Mulan didn't think so. "Mushu!" she said angrily. The
captain now thought that her name was my name but Mulan quickly said it
wasn't. "Then what is it," said the captain whose patience was dwindling.It then occurred to me; I had a friend when I was younger named Ping, that
would work. "Ping, Ping was my best friend growing up," I told her. "It's
Ping," said Mulan. "Ping?" said the captain questionably. For a second I
wanted to change my mind about that. "Of course Ping did steal my gir." I
was then silenced by Mulan. Good thing too because I would have rambled on
about how Ping took my girlfriend away from me. Which is a very interesting
story but I'll talk about that a...