...m!That is the craziest
thing Ive ever heard, Hank concluded, rolling his eyes. Youd
better not get that mumbo-jumbo into Bobbys brain, I tell you
hwat.You wont think
its crazy once this global warming stops, snorted Dale.Hey! exclaimed
Bill, snapping out of his brief depression. Do I smell a
shouted Boomhauer, pointing to smoke rising from Dales body.
Get-some-dang-ol-water-man!Aha! Dale said
triumphantly. I have short circuited the system. He shrieked
like a little girl, then regained his senses (well the ones he
had, anyway). Ive done it.Dale you idiot!
scolded Hank. Bobby spends his time playing those GameBoy things
and he still has more sense of the real world then you do.Hank, Im
recording these conversations. Are you sure you want those
words heard? Dale pulled a tape recorder out of his pocket. Hank
promptly smashed it. NOO! Youve destroyed my
evidence!You should be
thankful, Hank told him. I destroyed key evidence of you being
a jackass.I see Hank the
exterminator murmured. I get it. After so many years of knowing
you, I finally figured you out.Good, said Hank.
Now lets stop all this nonsense about the government.Ive figured out
Dale paused. THAT YOURE ONE OF THEM!Hank resisted his urge
to kick Dales ass. He picked a ...