...im the attention he knew he deserved.
He placed both hands on his hips and stood infront of the couch like the proud republican blue suit wearing man of the house that he was.
"Attention family" "We have guests coming to stay"
"oh yay who?" Steve inquires
Stan scratches his head for a second. "Uh whats their last name again?"
"Stan why did you call us down here if you cannot even remember the last name of-"
"Francine not now Im thinking" Stan interuppted.
The family sigh.
"Thats right, they are the Griffin family from some unimportant place in Rhode island"
Steve and Hayley are filled with interest.
"And why are they staying with us?" The dark haired teenager asks.
"Because they are" "GOD hayley not everything needs a reason" Stan mutters.
"Well thats pretty stupid" Hayley retorts, arms folded.
"Yeah well so are the left wing liberal scum of society but your mother still feeds one of them" "Im talking about you hayley"
Hayley rolls her eyes "Gee dad I would never have guessed"
"Now now" Francine says. "I think that having another family in the house will be a nice change"
Stan wraps his arm around his wifes waist.
"That's the spirit" "The family also has a housewife just like you" He cooes.
Francine beams, "Oh stan how thoughtful" "She can do all the stuff I dont do around the house"
"Which is pretty much everything" "Haha n...