...azine and continues down the hallway to Hayley's
room. And continues. And continues.STANDamn
this is a cartoonishly long hallway! Ah finally, Hayley's room!Stan
enters Hayley's room and begins to look around. He arrives at the bed
and pulls the covers off.STANAHA!
Red sheets! The color of Communism! Although it's also the color of
Republicanism. So that means that Communists and Republicans
are one in the sa... AAAAAAAAGH! Need...to...relax...again!Stan
pulls the porn mag out again and is able to calm down.STANAAAAAAAAAAH!
kitchen - dinnerThe
family is in the kitchen for dinner and Stan is trying desperately
not to call attention to his search. Stan begins frantically
searching through every cabinet and drawer in the kitchen.FRANCINEStan,
what are you looking for?STANHuh?!
What? Oh, me, um... nothing.FRANCINEWell
it sure looks like your searching for something important.STANI'm
not looking for evidence!FRANCINEEvidence?
accusing me, woman!FRANCINECalm
down, I'm not accusing you of anything.STANOh
(beat) right. Uh (beat) let's act like none of this just happened.FRANCINE(uneasy)Uh,
sits down at the table while Francine serves dinner to him and the
you make the world's best Hussein..er Lo Mein! The world's best Lo
looks around nervously, while his family stares at him in confusion.STANYea,
great food. Bet you didn't even have to add any WMD to it.. er.. MSG!